I realize I’ve been prefacing a lot of my musings with apologies, disclaimers and dismissals, and to put it bluntly, it’s crampin’ my style, man. So I figured I’d get it all out in one pretty, little, retarded package.
If for any reason, I offend, slight, disagree, pointedly insult, forget to mention, make sure to mention, open up any cans (whoopass or otherwise), say something you take incredibly personal, lie, misstell, ruin the story you had in your head, tell a secret, discriminate, incriminate, bash, trash, snidely allude to or flat out call you stupid, I highly suggest you take your right hand and put it up your butt and try to unclench your colon and/or lower intestines. This is my blog and it’s a chance for me to be heard. Other than when I’m talking over everyone in person.
Btw, if you comment on this post, you’re a fart.