SNOWSNOWSNOWSNOWSNOWSNOW!!!!!!!!! Yes, I am a snow monster. Yes, it’s new to me, so it might get old when it’s blizzarding on my face and melting down my back into my butt. I DON’T CARE!!! I love this shit. Yes, I caused this. I called it in, because of the cancellation the other day in the morning that was supposed to happen. For those of you that it puts out, TOO BAD, SUCKERS! I want it to come down and cover the ground and cause everything to burst with winter radiance. I want it to cover people’s hair and clothes and fly off when coats are removed. I want it to crunch in the street and turn all of the trees into gnarled grandfathers wrapped in white. If you don’t like it, well, you most likely smell and very possibly, might be a pinko Commie. I WANT TO MAKE MY SNOW OPTIMUS!