Take my wife, for example.

Posted: March 30, 2011 in Uncategorized

One of my favorite jokes is the “Mess up a Joke” joke.  Here are a few of my favorites.

 

A string walks into a bar.  The bartender says, “We don’t serve strings!”  The string says, “I’m suing you for discrimination.”

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana.  That’s a stupid fucking name.

A man walks into a bar.  He proceeds to get drunk and goes home to beat his wife.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?  Because 7 raped 8 and told 6 if he told anyone, he’d kill him.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.  The bartender says, “Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?”  The pirate says, “Yarr, I was in a horrible shipwreck and am bleeding to death, call an ambulance.”

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a fence.  Pete falls off.  Repeat steals his wallet while he’s unconscious and draws a dick on his face.

A man goes to the doctor.  The doctor says, “I have bad news and worse news.”  The man says, “What’s the bad news?”  The doctor says, “You have three days to live.” The man says, “There’s worse news than that?!?!?”  The doctor says, “Yes, your entire family just exploded.”

AND THEN HE SAID A GOONY GOO GOO.

 

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