Okay, this is an odd thing. By any account. In the past three days, I have had FOUR FRIENDS give birth. And not just acquaintances. Two very close friends and one almost family member (my ex’s sister). I think…I think they’re massing. Yeah, they’re cute. Aw, they’re so adorable. I know the truth. You can say what you like…zombies, robots, pathogens, rapture. Sure. I think our extinction event will come in the form of drooling, wide-eyed cherubs. I’m preparing for the Baby Apocalypse. Be warned.
I don’t know about you, but I’m going to start leaving offerings at this guy’s feet.