What is this junk?
Hi, my name is Allen. These are the true, stupid adventures of a native Californian moving to New York City who wants to make it big in…something. Maybe I’ll invent the electric pickle or something.
And his dog.
Except, I don’t have a dog.
Enjoy. Or not. Who asked you to read anyway? Maybe me, but no one’s FORCING you to. I mean seriously, is this gratitude? I MEAN, I’M ONLY YOUR MOTHER.