What is this junk?

Hi, my name is Allen. These are the true, stupid adventures of a native Californian moving to New York City who wants to make it big in…something.  Maybe I’ll invent the electric pickle or something.

And his dog.

Except, I don’t have a dog.

Enjoy.  Or not. Who asked you to read anyway?  Maybe me, but no one’s FORCING you to. I mean seriously, is this gratitude? I MEAN, I’M ONLY YOUR MOTHER.

  1. y2k0r3 says:

    you go girl!


  2. yourboogieman says:

    This is now outdated. Replace “moving to New York” with “moved back from New York”.


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